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	<title>UltimateFatBurner's "The Blog" &#187; Humor</title>
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		<title>Spanx For Dudes?</title>
		<link>http://blog.ultimatefatburner.com/2009/11/21/spanx-dudes/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.ultimatefatburner.com/2009/11/21/spanx-dudes/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 02:53:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Elissa</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Ad Claims]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Self Image]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[UltimateFatBurner.com]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[body-shaping undergarments]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[RipTFusion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Spanx]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[undershirt]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Introducing the RipTFusion, &#8220;the revolutionary torso enhancing undershirt.&#8221;
And no, I don&#8217;t believe in Spanx for wimmin, either.  What&#8217;s the point in pretending to have a better body than you really do? If you need &#8220;body shaping&#8221; undergarments to look good in clothes, then it&#8217;s time to hit the gym.
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		<title>Speaking of Exercise Gimmicks&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://blog.ultimatefatburner.com/2009/11/07/speaking-exercise-gimmicks/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.ultimatefatburner.com/2009/11/07/speaking-exercise-gimmicks/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 18:44:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Elissa</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Exercise Gimmicks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[UltimateFatBurner.com]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[beauty contraptions]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sarah Haskins]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[target women]]></category>
<category>beauty contraptions</category><category>exercise gimmicks</category><category>Sarah Haskins</category><category>Target Women</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ok, this covers a variety of &#8220;beauty&#8221; contraptions, but it&#8217;s still amusing&#8230;

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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>Fever Induced Delirium? Or More Silliness From Kellogs?</title>
		<link>http://blog.ultimatefatburner.com/2009/11/05/fever-induced-delirium-silliness-kellogs/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.ultimatefatburner.com/2009/11/05/fever-induced-delirium-silliness-kellogs/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:57:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Ad Claims]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Childhood Obesity]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Health and Wellness]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[breakfast nutrition]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fiber]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fruit loops]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[kellogs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nutrition]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Obesity]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[overeating]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.ultimatefatburner.com/?p=2849</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[My girlfriend and I were both stricken by the darn flu virus this week. Not surprising then, that we spent a good chunk of time huddled feverishly in blankets, sipping NeoCitran and watching T.V.
At one point during a commercial break, I became alarmed and had to scrabbled feverishly for my thermometer. What I  had just [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Back To Our Regularly Scheduled Programming Tomorrow&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://blog.ultimatefatburner.com/2009/10/21/regularly-scheduled-programming-tomorrow/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.ultimatefatburner.com/2009/10/21/regularly-scheduled-programming-tomorrow/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 21:25:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Elissa</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[UltimateFatBurner.com]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.ultimatefatburner.com/?p=2772</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I ain&#8217;t bloggin&#8217; on my birthday.    But I&#8217;ll leave you with my favorite, &#8220;wish-I&#8217;d-thought-of-that&#8221; birthday greeting:

Birthday Greetings from Joe Cocker from Jared Pike on Vimeo.
]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>Gag Me&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://blog.ultimatefatburner.com/2009/09/04/gag/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.ultimatefatburner.com/2009/09/04/gag/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 02:43:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Elissa</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[UltimateFatBurner.com]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[butter]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Food Tech]]></category>
<category>butter</category><category>food</category>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.ultimatefatburner.com/?p=2587</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Deep fried butter????

Ewwwwww!!!!
]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>LOL!</title>
		<link>http://blog.ultimatefatburner.com/2009/08/31/lol/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.ultimatefatburner.com/2009/08/31/lol/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 02:21:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Elissa</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[UltimateFatBurner.com]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[science reporting]]></category>
<category>humor</category><category>science reporting</category>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.ultimatefatburner.com/?p=2570</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Ok, science reporting isn&#8217;t always this bad, but there&#8217;s some stuff that comes close&#8230;
]]></description>
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		<title>The Knife and Fork Lift™</title>
		<link>http://blog.ultimatefatburner.com/2009/07/28/knife-fork-lift/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.ultimatefatburner.com/2009/07/28/knife-fork-lift/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Jul 2009 00:19:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Elissa</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Dieting]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Obesity]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[UltimateFatBurner.com]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Weight Loss]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[eating too quickly]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[los angeles times]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Knife and Fork Lift]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.ultimatefatburner.com/?p=2377</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[No&#8230; it&#8217;s not a joke.
When we ran across an e-mail about a new weight loss product, we thought it had to be a joke &#8212; a knife and fork that weigh 1½ pounds each, the better to make you eat more slowly? Seriously?
This is quite serious, according to the Knife and Fork Lift&#8217;s inventor, Tom [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
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		<title>The World&#8217;s Most Effective Appetite Suppressant</title>
		<link>http://blog.ultimatefatburner.com/2009/06/10/worlds-effective-appetite-suppressant/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.ultimatefatburner.com/2009/06/10/worlds-effective-appetite-suppressant/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2009 20:18:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Appetite Suppressant]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.ultimatefatburner.com/?p=2045</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[OMG.
Who&#8217;d have guessed a simple surfing session would uncover the world&#8217;s most effective appetite suppressant.
I&#8217;d never have guessed it myself.
Blech.
]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>Kids These Days&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://blog.ultimatefatburner.com/2009/05/18/kids-these-days/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.ultimatefatburner.com/2009/05/18/kids-these-days/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2009 00:13:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Elissa</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[UltimateFatBurner.com]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[banana bandit]]></category>
<category>banana bandit</category>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.ultimatefatburner.com/?p=1911</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
As you can see, it&#8217;s already been established that bananas don&#8217;t make good weapons.
]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<title>Wendy&#8217;s 1, McDonald&#8217;s&#8230; 0!</title>
		<link>http://blog.ultimatefatburner.com/2009/05/11/wendys-1-mcdonalds-0/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.ultimatefatburner.com/2009/05/11/wendys-1-mcdonalds-0/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2009 21:28:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Food Tech]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Health Claims]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Obesity]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[UltimateFatBurner.com]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[alternative to fast food]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chicken salad]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fast food restaurants]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mcdonald's]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Weight Loss]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wendy's]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.ultimatefatburner.com/?p=1705</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[About a month or so back, I reported on my experience with a McDonald&#8217;s grilled chicken salad. It was truly the most pathetic salad I have ever encountered and still remains so. I was most disappointed at the effort Mickey-Dees was making in providing real alternatives to the usual high-calorie, high fat offerings. The salad [...]]]></description>
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