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	<title>UltimateFatBurner's "The Blog" &#187; Humor</title>
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		<title>Life Imitates Art: Powerthirst Edition</title>
		<link>http://blog.ultimatefatburner.com/2010/03/10/life-imitates-art-powerthirst-edition/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.ultimatefatburner.com/2010/03/10/life-imitates-art-powerthirst-edition/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 04:04:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Elissa</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[UltimateFatBurner.com]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bodybuilding supplements]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pre-workout supplements]]></category>
<category>bodybuilding supplements</category><category>pre-workout supplements</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m currently working on a review of Hemo-Rage &#8211; Nutrex&#8217;s contribution to the pre-workout supplement market.  To be honest, I couldn&#8217;t help comparing this:
Nutrex takes pre-workout supplementation to another level. Beyond extreme, beyond hardcore.
From the UNDERGROUND we bring you HEMO-RAGE Black one of the meanest, strongest and cruelest pre-workout detonator this planet has ever seen. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>4,038 Bowls of Ramen&#8230; and Counting</title>
		<link>http://blog.ultimatefatburner.com/2010/02/23/4038-bowls-ramen-counting/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.ultimatefatburner.com/2010/02/23/4038-bowls-ramen-counting/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Feb 2010 00:48:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Elissa</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[UltimateFatBurner.com]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Ah, the weird things you find on the internet. Via BoingBoing.net:
i-ramen.net is an amazingly meticulous web site that chronicles one man&#8217;s daily consumption of different kinds of instant noodles since 1997. It appears from the way they&#8217;re numbered that he is now on his 4,308th bowl. For each new type of instant noodle, he creates [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
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		<title>Men!!!</title>
		<link>http://blog.ultimatefatburner.com/2010/02/20/men/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.ultimatefatburner.com/2010/02/20/men/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Feb 2010 05:44:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Elissa</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[UltimateFatBurner.com]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[
I thought this was a fitting tribute to ButchBakery.com, the makers of &#8220;manly cupcakes for manly men.&#8221;
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		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
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		<title>&#8220;Truth In Advertising&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://blog.ultimatefatburner.com/2010/02/10/truth-advertising/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.ultimatefatburner.com/2010/02/10/truth-advertising/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Feb 2010 14:03:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Elissa</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Ad Claims]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dieting]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[UltimateFatBurner.com]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Weight Loss]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Alli]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[GlaxoSmithKline]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mindless eating]]></category>
<category>Alli</category><category>GlaxoSmithKline</category><category>mindless eating</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[In a way&#8230; From GlaxoSmithKline&#8217;s site for Alli:
break a bad pattern of eating
alli helps you change your approach to food by teaching you to recognize emotional eating and dismantle your external hunger triggers.  With the alli plan, you&#8217;ll learn how to control your cravings and still enjoy the foods you love. You&#8217;ll establish a healthier approach [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
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		<title>Spanx For Dudes?</title>
		<link>http://blog.ultimatefatburner.com/2009/11/21/spanx-dudes/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.ultimatefatburner.com/2009/11/21/spanx-dudes/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 02:53:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Elissa</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Ad Claims]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Self Image]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[UltimateFatBurner.com]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[body-shaping undergarments]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[RipTFusion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Spanx]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[undershirt]]></category>
<category>body-shaping undergarments</category><category>RipTFusion</category><category>Spanx</category><category>undershirt</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Introducing the RipTFusion, &#8220;the revolutionary torso enhancing undershirt.&#8221;
And no, I don&#8217;t believe in Spanx for wimmin, either.  What&#8217;s the point in pretending to have a better body than you really do? If you need &#8220;body shaping&#8221; undergarments to look good in clothes, then it&#8217;s time to hit the gym.
]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
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		<title>Speaking of Exercise Gimmicks&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://blog.ultimatefatburner.com/2009/11/07/speaking-exercise-gimmicks/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.ultimatefatburner.com/2009/11/07/speaking-exercise-gimmicks/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 18:44:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Elissa</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Exercise Gimmicks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[UltimateFatBurner.com]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[beauty contraptions]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sarah Haskins]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[target women]]></category>
<category>beauty contraptions</category><category>exercise gimmicks</category><category>Sarah Haskins</category><category>Target Women</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ok, this covers a variety of &#8220;beauty&#8221; contraptions, but it&#8217;s still amusing&#8230;

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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>Fever Induced Delirium? Or More Silliness From Kellogs?</title>
		<link>http://blog.ultimatefatburner.com/2009/11/05/fever-induced-delirium-silliness-kellogs/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.ultimatefatburner.com/2009/11/05/fever-induced-delirium-silliness-kellogs/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:57:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Ad Claims]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Childhood Obesity]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Health and Wellness]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[breakfast nutrition]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fiber]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fruit loops]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[kellogs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nutrition]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Obesity]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[overeating]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.ultimatefatburner.com/?p=2849</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[My girlfriend and I were both stricken by the darn flu virus this week. Not surprising then, that we spent a good chunk of time huddled feverishly in blankets, sipping NeoCitran and watching T.V.
At one point during a commercial break, I became alarmed and had to scrabbled feverishly for my thermometer. What I  had just [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>Back To Our Regularly Scheduled Programming Tomorrow&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://blog.ultimatefatburner.com/2009/10/21/regularly-scheduled-programming-tomorrow/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.ultimatefatburner.com/2009/10/21/regularly-scheduled-programming-tomorrow/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 21:25:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Elissa</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[UltimateFatBurner.com]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.ultimatefatburner.com/?p=2772</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I ain&#8217;t bloggin&#8217; on my birthday.    But I&#8217;ll leave you with my favorite, &#8220;wish-I&#8217;d-thought-of-that&#8221; birthday greeting:

Birthday Greetings from Joe Cocker from Jared Pike on Vimeo.
]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>Gag Me&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://blog.ultimatefatburner.com/2009/09/04/gag/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.ultimatefatburner.com/2009/09/04/gag/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 02:43:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Elissa</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[UltimateFatBurner.com]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[butter]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Food Tech]]></category>
<category>butter</category><category>food</category>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.ultimatefatburner.com/?p=2587</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Deep fried butter????

Ewwwwww!!!!
]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>LOL!</title>
		<link>http://blog.ultimatefatburner.com/2009/08/31/lol/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.ultimatefatburner.com/2009/08/31/lol/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 02:21:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Elissa</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[UltimateFatBurner.com]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[science reporting]]></category>
<category>humor</category><category>science reporting</category>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.ultimatefatburner.com/?p=2570</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Ok, science reporting isn&#8217;t always this bad, but there&#8217;s some stuff that comes close&#8230;
]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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